I would never understand what happened at that time.

I mean there I was, just strolling by the city lake, when suddenly this…this vampire swooped down and--well, of course it was night! Have you ever seen a vampire by day?

So, anyway, this vampire came from God knows where, called me a conniving thief, punched me in the nose and snatched the brooch that I bought from a pawn shop that morning. And it was such a nice brooch, too; it looked like an antique heirloom.

Cape? Oh, no, he didn’t wear any. He clenched it in his hand.